would you rather...

be stapled in the back five times by a staple gun?

or

be submerged in arctic waters for ten seconds?

would you rather...

(ok so maybe keeping to ANY schedule of 'would your rathers' is too hard...just stay tuned)

be stranded on an island with your 10 best friends (not including your best 2)?

or

be stranded on an island with your 2 best friends?

men camping

would you rather...

(ok so maybe EVERY DAY was overambitious...every 3 days makes more sense...it's better for everyone that looks at this blog once every 3 days anyway)


live next door to Al Pacino?

or

live next door to Robert DeNiro?

for seye

So Seye Iwarere says to me, "Hey Gordon, when are you gonna put up another g-damn blog? I'm sick and tired of your steel sculptures." To say the least, I was surprised by his candor and threatened by his demeanor, although by now I should be used to it. Obviously there was only one thing I could do. Post a new post. I'll conclude with an age-old question posed by the great Abraham Lincoln (who I wish was running for presidency this year btw):

Would you rather have sex with someone with no arms or no legs?


(I think I'll make a daily 'would you rather' post...spice up my blog appeal)